ALL RIGHT, HOW DO YOU MAKE AN UNDEAD GO WOOF? (Tune: "Let's Go Fly A Kite" from Mary Poppins) With a few silver pieces for oil You can save yourself lots of toil. As they go up in smoke in the warmth you can bask-- It's not that hard a task If you just fling a flask. Oh, oh, oh, CHORUS Let's go fry a wight, Let's set a ghoul alight, Let's go fry a wight And watch it burning. Light, throw, and stand well clear, That's how to end the fear, Oh, let's go fry a wight. Wights and zombies are frightened of flame, Ghouls and vampires feel much the same. And if you've got the itch you could take on a lich-- It's not too much to ask If you fling a good flask. Oh, oh, oh, CHORUS Let's go fry a wight, Let's set a ghoul alight, Let's go fry a wight And watch it burning. Light, throw, and stand well clear, That's how to end the fear, Oh, let's go fry a wight.