THE DUNGEONEER'S BLUES (Tune: "(Ya Got Me) Singin' The Blues", Dave Edmunds?) Well, I never felt less like drawing my sword, I don't wanna go, and get myself gored, Down dungeons, I got the dungeoneer's blues. Well, I never felt less like cracking a chest, I'm down on my luck, I'm not at my best Down dungeons, I got the dungeoneer's blues. Well, my sword and mail no longer shine, The strength is gone that once was mine. If I go down that hole with you, We'll all end up as dungeon stew....... Well, I never felt less like bashing a troll, And running the risk of losing my soul Down dungeons, I got the dungeoneer's blues. (Repeat middle eight and last verse.)