ROLLING ON A D4

(Tune: "Leaving On A Jet Plane")

Well, your stats are rolled, you know your name,
You're almost ready, to play the game,
You've chosen your alignment and your spell.
There's one more thing you have to do
That no-one else can do for you
One more roll, that has to come out well...

CHORUS	So take out your lucky charm
Loosen up your throwing arm
Clear a space where everyone can see,
You're rolling, on a d4,
M-Us get that and nothing more
Let's hope it's more than three....

Well, the party's got two fighting men,
They rolled their hits, they each got ten,
The cleric and the thief are both all right.
We're all with you, the dice are clean,
Your constitution is seventeen
So roll the dice, or this could take all night....

CHORUS

Don't count that, I didn't see it,
One more time, and that must be it,
Then write it down, and we'll begin to play.
Next time round, avoid the danger,
Stick to fighters, try a ranger,
If you do that, then I won't have to say...

	CHORUS