THREE NATURAL TWENTIES IN A ROW

(Tune: "Help Me Make It Through The Night"

Take the arrow from my leg
Bind it up and let it lie
Bash the dents out of my helm
Put some beefsteak on my eye.

Tie my arm down by my side
Till the muscles heal up right
I just want to stay alive
Help me make it through the fight.

We've been getting lousy breaks
Since our cleric bought the farm
Now there's no more healing potions
Got to keep ourselves from harm....

Count my ribs and check my pulse
Splint my legs and tie them tight
My XPs are on the line
Help me make it through the fight.

Can't afford to run away,
Save my life, I don't care how
You're a fighter, not a doctor
But you're all I've got right now....

Put me back into my mail
Clean my sword until it's bright
And I'll get that blasted lich--
Just help me make it through the fight.