DCM

(Tune: "Wonderwall" by Oasis)

Today is gonna be the day they're gonna dump it all on you
By now you shoulda somehow found another mug to pass it to
I don't believe that anybody cares for what you feel about it now

Your doom's to wander all the rooms making sure nobody's sleeping rough
I'm sure you had your chance before but you didn't duck fast enough
I don't believe, etc.

And all the fans you try to move are drunken
And all your hopes of sleep tonight are sunken
There are many things that you would like to do to us
But it's too late now
And morning
Soon enough will catch you yawning
But until then
You're our D.C.M.

Today was gonna be the day somebody took the job from you
And so we thought we'd let you know the committee's gone to Malibu
I don't believe, etc.

And all, etc.