FILK CONVENTION

(Tune: "Science Fiction Double Feature")

Zander Nyrond sang ose, the day the red sun rose,
But he sang it with a grin
And Gail and Smitty were there, with blue fur everywhere,
GK was on the tech desk again.
Then something went wrong, just as Phil sang his song,
The room was filled with a terrible din.
The signal crackled out, to the fans all about,
Inviting them to come on in
To a...
CHORUS
Science fiction filk convention
Songs and laughter and no dissension
See Minstrel filking Mike and Talis
And setting words to the theme from Dallas
Wo-o-o-oh-ohh
At the late night
Science fiction
FIlking con.

I knew Spencer and Persis had plenty more verses
When That Old Time Religion came round
And I really got hot, watching Alison Scott
Try to list all the drinks she had downed.
Simon Amos said prunes gave him good tunes
But they all went much faster than sound
So you see it's true what I'm singing at you
You won't believe all that's there to be found
At a...
CHORUS
Science fiction filk convention
Songs and laughter to ease the tension.
See desk clerks fighting Chris and Ninja
And Teddy dances like Fred and Ginger
Wo-o-o-oh-ohh,
At the late night
Science fiction
Filking con. (Where have they gone?)
Wo-oh-ohh,
At the late night
Science fiction
Filking con. (Those songs went on)
Wo-oh-ohh,
At the late night
Science fiction
Filking con. (And on and on)
Wo-oh-ohh,
At the late night
Science fiction
Filking con.