I WANT IT ALL

(Tune: obvious)

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

Just an anxious filker
With a mike that's dead
Not a heavy thinker
Weak in the head
His guitar is screaming
And his throat is sore
The stacks are steaming
But he still wants more

Ain't much I'm asking
I heard him say
Just turn up the volume
When I start to play...

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

Listen here you techies
Come gather round
Gotta get me some foldback
So I can hear that sound
What you did for Phoenix
Would be just right
Go push them sliders
And gimme some bite
Ain't much I'm asking
For goodness sake
Just a touch of reverb
And one more take...

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

I'm the man with the eight-track deck
Too much to do in one soundcheck
Got no time for metal fans
Who bend the stands and break the cans
So I'm clipping it all (x2)
And I'm stripping it all (x2)

(Instrumental)

Ain't much I'm asking
For goodness sake
Just a lot more reverb
On the final take...

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

I want it all (x3)
And I want it now

I want it...
I want it...
I want it...
(FZZZZZT, CRACKLE)
(Spoken) Somebody find the fuse box!