LUTON STATION

(Tune: "Morning Has Broken")

	Voices have broken,
	Scansion is wonky,
	From Nome to Hoboken,
	From Leeds to L.A.,
	Mundanes are cringing,
	Mundanes are swooning,
	For we are singeing,
	To welcome the day.

	Songs for the trufan,
	Songs for the Trekfan,
	Taught to each new fan
	Down at the Tun*;
	Songs of great beauty,
	Pathos and wisdom,
	'T is a fan's duty
	To sing at least one.

	Scorn you our singing?
	We sneer at your scorning!
	Full value we're wringing
	From every duff rhyme:
	Flee from our sneering,
	Flee from our singing,
	The train it is nearing--
	First verse one more time!

	(First verse one more time.)

(*An antiquated reference, allowed to remain for the purpose of the rhyme-scheme.)