THE TWELVE GOONS OF CHRISTMAS

(Tune: obvious)

SEAGOON: 	On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
		A ying tong iddle i po.
GRYTPYPE: 	On the second day of Christmas Ned Seagoon sent to me
		Scrimpson scrampson scroo
		And a ying tong iddle i po.
MORIARTY: 	On the third day of Christmas le Grytpype sent to moi
		Splin splan splon
		Scrimpson scrampson scroo
		And a ying tong iddle i po.
BLOODNOK: 	On the fourth day of Christmas Moriarty sent to me
		Needle nardle noo
		Splin splan splon, etc.
ECCLES:	On the fifth day of Christmas Major Bloodnok sent to me
		Five gold rings (that fooled you, didn't it? Hahum)
		Needle nardle noo, etc.
CRUN: 		On the sixth day of Christmas Mad Dan Eccles sent to me
		Six tuned pianos
		Five gold rings
		Needle nardle noo, etc.
MINNIE:	On the seventh day of Christmas old Hen Crun sent to me
		Seven sinful records
		Six tuned pianos, etc.
WILLIUM:	On the eighth day of Christmas Min Bannister sent to me
		Eight Mates a-mingin'
		Seven sinful records, etc.
SPRIGGS:	On the ninth day of Christmas, Jim, old Willium sent to me
		Nine strolling vagabonds
		Eight Mates a-mingin', etc.
ELLINGTON:	On the tenth day of Christmas Jim Pills he sent to me
		Ten Wallace Greenslades
		Nine strolling vagabonds, etc.
LITTLE JIM:	(rubbish to the tune)
BLUEBOTTLE:	On the twelfth day of Christmas everybody sent to me
		Twelve sticks of dynamite--
FX:		HUGE EXPLOSION
BLUEBOTTLE:	You rotten swines, you. You deaded me for Christmas.
OMNES:	And a ying tong iddle i po!