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(Tune "Bridge Over Troubled Water")

When you're seasick, feeling lame
Before you lose your lunch, come and join our game.
I'll cut the cards
If you keep the score
And if we've got a four
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We'll play bridge over troubled water
Till the ship goes down (x2)

When the iceberg hits, when we know we're dead,
When they cry "Man the boats!" just don't lose your head.
Follow my lead
Finish up this hand
And while our table stands
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Float on tables, boys, float on chairs
The time has come to leave, while we still have air
The rubber's done
And the ship as well
But while we ride the swell
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