MARTIANS GO HOME

(Words byZan, tune "I See You Everywhere" by Kathy Mar)

I see them everywhere, the little men who came from Mars,
To spy on us and all our doing.
I see them everywhere, in parks and theatres, stores and bars,
I think it's me that they're pursuing.
I don't know how they came here, or what's behind their eyes,
I only know I wish they'd go and pick on someone their own size...

I see them everywhere, they're small and green and bald as eggs,
They have a wise-ass way of talking.
I see them everywhere, they sneer at me and grab my legs,
Each time I take my girl out walking.
I know you think I'm crazy, I wish that it were true,
But if you'd been through what I've been through, you would start to see them
too...