SO YOU'VE PLAYED THAT GAME TOO, EH?

(Tune: as above)

They say there's a tree in this forest.
I call it the Mystery Tree.
I've been playing this game for an hour or more
And not one single tree can I see.
I've tried "looking" and "getting" and "climbing"
And just waiting for it to appear,
But all the screen tells me is "Don't understand"
or "I don't see any tree here."

CHORUS
Please explain to me
How to locate this Mystery Tree.
They've said I must find it to finish my quest
And take up my place in the Ten All-Time Best,
But I've tried all day
And I really don't think there's a way.
In this virtual forest there simply can't be
Such a thing as the Mystery Tree.