STOVESOUL

(Tune: "Starsoul")

The kitchen's untidy, you say you can't wait,
It's six hours or more since the last thing you ate.
You can't face the dishes, can't work in the mess,
But you must have a meal in ten minutes or less.
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So show me the pantry, give me the plate,
Give me two ticks and a meal I'll create.
Now if it tastes good you can say I was bold:
All I ask is you eat it before it gets cold.

There's rice in the tub and there's herbs in the rack
A half a green pepper right there at the back.
Some ham and some sweetcorn or maybe some peas
Will go in my wok all together with ease.
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Now if it should turn out all lumpy and grey
Pick out what you can and then throw it away.
Don't try to be brave, don't pretend it was nice,
Just tell me what's wrong so I don't do it twice.
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