TWO CYBERPUNKISH SQUIBS

(Tunes: (1) "Dear Hearts and Gentle People", (2) "The Good Ship Lollipop")

	(1)	I love those spare parts of metal people
I sell in my back yard.
Because those spare parts of metal people
Keep payin' off my VISA card.

I'm in the phone book, a licensed dealer,
I'm open night and day.
So if you unhook the busted feeler
I'll swap it for you right away.


	(2)	On the good ship Cyberpunk
All the bridge crew are completely drunk
'Cause they've been told
That the voyage is computer controlled.

All the bar staff look quite weird
'Cause their genes are engineered
To keep them sane
With computer chips in everyone's brain.

NOTE.--If anyone knows how the middle bits of these two tunes go, I'd be very grateful to be told.