THE WOMPRAT SONG

(Tune: "My Favourite Things")

Womprats in toasters and womprats on griddles
Womprats in ovens with string round their middles
Southern fried womprat with on-i-on rings
These are a few of my favourite things.

Womprats en casserole garnished with yarrow
Cold womprat salad with slices of marrow
Chili con womprat, a flavour that sings
These are some more of my favourite things.

Other creatures
Have their features
But they don't inspire,
But once you've tried womprat you'll see what I mean
Your tastebuds will be on fire...

Sweet and sour womprat and womprat chop suey
Hot womprat goulash is lovely and gooey
Such are the pleasures that womprat meat brings
That's why it's one of my favourite things.

"Exploitation!
Desecration!"
Nature lovers bleat,
But once they've tried womprat they know what I mean,
For womprat was made--to eat!