BATRACHIAN BOY (Words byZan, tune "Bachelor Boy") When I was young my father said "Sson, I've got ssomething to ssay," And then he told me just what it meant To live round Innsmouth Bay. He said... CHORUS Son, you're a batrachian boy And that's the way you'll stay. Son, you'll be a batrachian boy Until your dying day. As time went by my baby blue eyes They bulged out more and more. My mouth got wide and my feet got webbed And my skin got rough and sore. People said... CHORUS When I was sixteen I fell in love With a girl as sweet as could be. But it went wrong when we made a date To go swimming in the sea. She said... CHORUS As time goes by I probably will Meet a girl who loves me true. Then we'll get married and swim out to sea And we'll worship great Cthulhu. But until then, I'm a batrachian boy And that's the way I'll stay. Happy to be a batrachian boy Until my dying day. (REPEAT)