CEMETERY FOLKS

(Tune: "Territory Folks" from Oklahoma)

Oh, the zombies and the vampires should be friends,
Oh, the zombies and the vampires should be friends,
One just wants to pierce a vein, the other hasn't got much brain,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends.

Oh, cemetery folks should stick together,
Cemetery folks should all be pals,
Zombies dance with the vampires' daughters,
Vampires dance with the zombie gals.

A vampire	I'd like to say a word for the vampire,
speaks:	The way we live has got us in a quandary.
It's not the fear of light, we are happy in the night,
But when are we supposed to do our laundry?

Oh, cemetery folks should stick together,
Cemetery folks should all be pals,
Zombies dance with the vampires' daughters,
Vampires dance with the zombie gals.

A zombie	I'd....like to....say....a word....for....the zom...bie....
speaks:	But I....can't...think of one.

Oh, cemetery folks should stick together,
Cemetery folks should all be pals,
Zombies dance with the vampires' daughters,
Vampires dance with the zombie gals.

Oh, the zombies and the vampires should be friends,
Oh, the zombies and the vampires should be friends,
One's all grey and dressed in rags, the other goes on plasma jags,
But that's no reason why they can't be friends.

Oh, cemetery folks should stick together,
Cemetery folks should all be pals,
Zombies dance with the vampires' daughters,
Vampires dance with the zombie gals.