INVULTUATIONS

(Words byZan, tune "Congratulations")

CHORUS
Invultuations
And incantations,
As I cavort around this bonfire on the hill.
Invultuations
And invocations,
I want an Elder God to come and do my will.

Who could believe that I could be acting so demented?
I used to think that life was a video I'd rented.
But that was back before I found Abdul Alhazred.
Now take it as read:
I'm going to hell!
CHORUS

Kids used to bring their essays to me and I would mark 'em,
But then I packed my bags and I came to live in Arkham.
And when I learned today that my mother's name was Whateley,
It shocked me greatly:
Perhaps you can tell...
CHORUS
I want an Elder God to come and do my will.
I want an Elder Go--AARGH *GULP* *BELCH*


ROODMAS TIME

Roodmas time, tentacles and slime,
Children do unspeakable crimes.
With blood on the altars and balefires to burn,
Time to beware as the Old Gods return.