THE OLD ONES (Tune: "The Young Ones") The Old Ones, Darling, we're the Old Ones, And Old Ones Have to be obeyed. So wait, hope, Till the time has come, 'Cause we may not Be the Old Ones Very long. Cthulhu (note: three syllables, c'thu-lhu) Don't wait for Cthulhu, For Cthulhu Always turns up late. So call us When the stars are right And then you will see the Old Ones reunite. Once in each millennium Comes a night like this Where we ruled, man rules now, Who's this man guy anyhow? Old stars Are moving in the heavens And old laws Have to be obeyed. And someday You will see us smile And then you can Be the Old Ones For a while.