R'LYEH (Tune: "Marie" by Cliff Richard) Imagine a wild winter's night When nothing was peaceful, least of all me I read by a candle's pale light That book by Alhazred It made me feel strange The night I saw R'lyeh The sound of those flutes shrill and clear Came trickling softly into my head I froze in unnameable fear And then the dream took me It made me feel strange The night I saw R'lyeh With its sunken fires With eldritch domes and dreaming spires The mem'ry fades but still it waits Beneath the rolling seas. I remember the shapes Those faces I knew And the words that they sang: "Ia! Great Cthulhu! Ia! Great Cthulhu!" I woke to the sound of my screams My candle had fallen, the room was in flames I fled from that place and my dreams And tried to forget them But I still feel strange To think I've seen R'lyeh With its sunken fires With eldritch domes and dreaming spires The mem'ry fades but still it waits Beneath the rolling seas. (Seemed like a nice place, actually...)