I WISH IT COULD BE ROODMAS EVERY DAY

(Tune: "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day" by Wizzard)

When the nightgaunts ride the night
Then you know the stars are right
To gather round the altar in the sacred place
Make the sacrifice and then
Wait to see them come again
From the eldritch temples in the black haunted depths of outer space.

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Well, I wish it could be Roodmas every day.
When the kids start screaming as the world gets blown away
Well, I wish it could be Roodmas every day
Let the Old Ones out for Roodmas...

Great Cthulhu will arise
As the Shantaks fill the skies
And you know Nyarlathotep will be there too
As a congeries of globes
Brings the King in yellow robes
And you'll know then for certain that the whole Necronomicon was true.
CHORUS