1. HYMN TO THE PRIME
(Tune: "Oh Danny Boy" (surprise))

	Oh, Paddy boy, the pints, the pints are calling,
	From pub to pub, within five minutes' ride;
	They seem to say, "Come soon, for we are waiting
	For you to find a place for us inside."
	Come to the Hold, for lo 't is -----day evening,
	And Yurinnites devout are thither bound:
	Come to the Hold, and start the evening's drinking,
	For Paddy boy, oh Paddy boy, it is your round.

2. SONG OF THE TIGHT BASTARD
(Tune: "Drink To Me Only")

	Drink to me only from thine glass
	And I'll hang on to mine.
	And if you try to pinch it again
	I'll surely break your spine.
	The thirst that from the god doth spring
	Makes every drink divine;
	So I will keep my photon torpedo
	And you keep your cheap red wine.

3. IN MEMORIAM
(Tune: "The Ash Grove")

	Up yonder dark alley where drunkards meander
	When twilight is fading, I'd eagerly run.
	Or just before midnight inebriate wander
	Away from the doors of the famous One Tun.
	'T was there while my tankard was beerfully brimming
	I first came to hear of the Yurinnite creed--
	I'd drunk so much cider my head it was swimming,
	Ah, then little thought I of where it might lead.

(Spoken, while the second verse is played or hummed) Ah, Euphemia...I'll never forget that night at the Tun...not that I can quite remember it, of course...boy, we got through some cider that night. Your lips sought mine again and again...never quite found them, either. But...then I lost sight of you. When you got into that fight with the landlord...they threw me out, and when I looked you were gone. I haven't seen you since...Euphemia...
	Ye echoes, come tell me, where is the sweet maiden?
	She sleeps on the pavement outside the One Tun.

(A note may be of use. The Church of Yurinn is a less than serious religious disorganisation created by Pat Lennon and Alan Frost as part of a Dungeons & Dragons game. It got out of hand, slightly. The main devotional activities consist of boozing, non-sexist lechery and puns. There is a Lowerarchy, consisting of various ranks of Bastards, and a great deal more liturgical material than you can comfortably imagine. I hope this clears up any confusion. It probably won't, but I can hope.)